05-26-2018, 11:33 PM
Darby tries to leap to his feet quickly, failing. Instead he struggles to his feet, coughing the whole way.
"Shower, please! I smell like if a pile of garbage became sentient and smelled itself and was so disgusted it puked. Also, thanks for the offer to help me find a job, but it shouldn't be necessary. If I can't even find the work, I almost certainly won't be any help doing the job."
"Shower, please! I smell like if a pile of garbage became sentient and smelled itself and was so disgusted it puked. Also, thanks for the offer to help me find a job, but it shouldn't be necessary. If I can't even find the work, I almost certainly won't be any help doing the job."